''look mate, if this were any other place in the world, at any other time, you'd have been dead long ago... but seeing as this happens to be a bathroom in Costa Rica (the apparent home of weird bugs/reptiles/miscellaneous) and as I happen to be feeling particularly chilled out today, I'm going to let you stay on the wall. But next time we cross paths, freaky moth-bug thing, you might not be so lucky...''