call me a capitalist, but i thought it would make business sense for a $3 haircut to leave you needing another one a week later. this is really not the case and also, after wondering for years what shape my head actually is, i can tell you my curiosity has been satisfied. although it's never great to be told by 20 niños pequeños (preschool children) that they don't like your new style.

also, a note to all those commenting on the lack of tannosity in recent pictures... i don't know how to tan, and even if i did, the Costa Rican sun doesn't change the rules, it changes the whole damn sport.